Never Go That Way! (Why I’m so mean to the Mystic characters)

The above clip is one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies. Unless you’ve been living under a rock in the Bog of Eternal Stench, you’ve seen the Jim Henson/George Lucas cult classic Labyrinth, so I’m not going to give you the entire synopsis (if you haven’t seen it – GO! Get it now and watch! You will not be disappointed). But in case it’s been a while, here’s a rundown – Sarah must navigate a tricky maze filled with whacky characters in order to reach the castle and save her little brother from Jareth, the bulge-tastic Goblin King.

Are you all caught up and wondering what this video has to do with the Mystic series? Well, it has to do with most stories, and I’ll tell you how.

I’ve been a Labyrinth fan since I was too young to understand the appeal of Jareth’s bulging codpiece, and while the above scene has always struck my funny bone, it wasn’t until I watched it as an author that I comprehended the wisdom of the worm and how it relates to practically every suspenseful story ever told, including the Mystic series. To understand how, let’s break it down.

Sarah was hopeful when she entered the maze. “It’s a piece of cake,” she declared, but the first corridor goes on and on with no turns or passageways. After running jogging for what seems like forever, she gets discouraged and slumps down the slimy wall creeping with eyeball fungi.

And that’s when we hear “Ello.”

Okay, first, I gotta say – I love this worm. As child I thought he was funny and cute with his spunky, blue ponytails and tiny voice. As an author I think he delivers the best creative summation of how conflict should work that I’ve ever heard.

We’ll start with Sarah’s third question – “You don’t by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?”

Oh, if only it were that easy… we wouldn’t have a story, but I digress. It’s the worm’s reply I want to focus on.

“Who me? Naw, I’m just a worm.”

Now, I know some writers plot their entire stories before jotting down paragraph one, but that’s not me. I develop a vague idea about characters, setting and conflict then start writing, so the worm’s reply strikes a chord with me. If at the beginning of Descension Layla had asked me “Do you know how I can find my family and save us all from the wrath that will soon rain down on me?”, I can see myself having answered “Who me? Naw, I’m just the author.” And like the worm, who then invites Sarah in to meet the missus, I went about distracting Layla with Quin.

But the distractions only last so long before the plot is spurred by the protagonist’s curiosity and the reader’s need for more, which brings me back to the worm’s wisdom. Following Sarah’s complaint that there aren’t any turns or openings in the maze, the worm says, “Well you ain’t looking right. It’s full of openings; it’s just you ain’t seen ’em.”

Wise words and true for every story with a resolution. The solutions are there, but the character doesn’t see them at the beginning. They are revealed slowly or saved up for an explosive end, but they are there, down a path the protagonist has yet to discover. It’s the author’s job to set the character on this path in a creative way, and though the worm would make a tremendous author, at this point, he’s the tool that reveals to Sarah there’s an opening right across from her. Sounds too easy, right? Well, we’ll get to that 😉

Sarah stubbornly argues, as protagonists often do, and the worm once again tries to distract her (this time with tea), as authors often do (coffee anyone?). But Sarah’s curiosity prevails and she insists there’s no opening. That’s when the worm delivers this bit of knowledge “Things are not always what they seem in this place, so you can’t take anything for granted.”

Isn’t that the key to so many suspenseful stories, to the twists that are so common they’re almost expected? The parallel is so recognizable, I’m almost convinced this is what the script writers were going for.

Okay, now we’re to the part that inspired the title of this post. Following the worm’s bit of advice, Sarah discovers an opening cleverly blended into the wall. Her mood lightens as hope rekindles and she heads left down the new path. And that’s when the worm convinces me he’s an author.

“Hey, hang on,” he calls, stopping Sarah in her tracks. She thanks him for being incredibly helpful, but little does she know that little worm, as cute and polite as he is, is about to ruin her day while making the viewer’s so much better.

“But don’t go that way,” he tells her. She’s confused, so he reiterates “I said, don’t go that way. Never go that way.”

He’s been helpful thus far, so Sarah takes him for his word and sets off the other way, a bounce to her hopeful steps. Once she’s out of view, that ornery worm, in true author fashion, shakes his head and says “If she’d kept on going down that way, she’d gone straight to that castle.” (We knew this seemed too easy!)

In this teeny worm, this seemingly small, side character, lies the key to many great tales. As authors, it’s our job to give protagonists a nudge in the right direction, and then crush their rekindled hope to smithereens by throwing yet another conflict in the mix. If they need to get across the ocean, we provide them with a boat, but we don’t tell them its engine will die as soon as they’re in open water. If they need a way out of a burning building, we guide them to a clear hallway, but we don’t tell them the ceiling will cave in when they’re halfway down it. We set them up for failure over and over again, and that’s a vital factor in a worthwhile story.

I love my characters. I truly do, but one might question that proclamation when reading the hell I put them through. That’s my job, though. If I’m not mean to my beautiful, kind-hearted Layla, I don’t have a worthwhile story. Is it hard to torture the characters I love? Well, let’s just say it’s no “piece of cake” to write and cry and blow your nose all at the same time. I’ve shed rivers for them, and I harbor guilt over the torture and terror I inflict on not only them, but on my readers as well. At the end of the day, though, I know it’s necessary, because if she’d kept on going down that way… there wouldn’t be an incredible story to tell.

So what do you think? Am I crazy for reading so much into this scene? Or is this a connection you’ve already made and I’m just slow to catch on? What other tidbits of wisdom did you gleam from one of the greatest movies of all time? I love hearing from you, so speak up, and don’t forget to subscribe by email at the top of the HOME page.

If you haven’t read the Mystic series and want to catch up, wait no longer. Just click on the titles below!

DESCENSION (MYSTIC 1)

IMPASSION (MYSTIC 2)

Teaser Tuesday (Mystic 3: Deception)

Before you say it, I know, I’ve been slacking on blogging. I have no excuse save for lame ones, so I’ll spare you the excuses and employ a teaser to win you back. Bwahahaha!

This isn’t a long teaser, but I’m working on a way to bring you even more exclusive and extra content, so bear with me as I align the stars.

Now, without further ado, here’s a teaser of DECEPTION – Book 3 in the MYSTIC series.

♥ Teaser

“I came to see if you need anything,” Finley returned. “Despite what you think, I worry about you and would like to help.”

“Well I don’t want your worry, and I get all the help I need from my family.”

“I can give you things the rest of them can’t. Will you not give me a chance to prove it?”

“No.”

“You didn’t even think about it.”

“I don’t need to.”

“Come on, Layla. Stop being so cold. I’m trying to help here.”

Caitrin’s pipe disappeared as he leaned forward. “She’s told you no, Finley, and she’s clearly expressed she doesn’t want your company, so if you insist on staying out here, you need to find another place to sit.” He waved a hand toward the table, summoning an extra chair. “You’re welcome to our food and a seat, but take them away from my granddaughter.”

Finley stared at Layla for several more seconds, watching her eyes and mouth. Then he sighed and straightened. “I’ll move, but I’m staying on the lawn, so if you change your mind, I’m only a shout away.”

Layla shrugged and averted her gaze. “As long as you keep your distance, I don’t care where you are.”

He took a deep breath as he examined her profile. Then he left the circle and sat on the ground, his gaze aimed at her face.

Copyright 2013 B. C. Burgess

Thank you for reading this teaser of book 3 in the MYSTIC series, due to release in March. Don’t forget to subscribe by email at the top of the HOME page to receive future previews and teasers delivered straight to your inbox. In the meantime, get caught up on the adventure with books 1 & 2 – DESCENSION and IMPASSION. Just click on the titles!

Write For Your Life Wednesday (Commonly Confused Words Cheat Sheet)

I don’t know everything there is to know about writing, but I’m learning as I go, and what I do know, I’d like to share with those of you who love the craft. That’s why I’m starting Write For Your Life Wednesdays, where I’ll post tidbits of priceless info I’ve picked up from other great authors, bloggers, and the good old fashioned act of making mistakes.

This first Write For Your Life post may be the most invaluable of all, and I’m going to give it to you in the form of a nice and neat cheat sheet. Following is a list of commonly confused words. Some of them get jumbled because our fingers slide along the keyboard trying to keep up with our imaginations and sometimes miss a vital part of the message. We know these words and how they should be used, but once we type them wrong, they can be hard to spot. Then there are some on the list that get mixed up because we really didn’t know there was a difference. I have been guilty of several of these, but no more! Keep this list handy, and once you’re ready to polish your manuscript, do a quick “edit” + “find” for them and voila – you have a much cleaner creation.

Ready or not, here are 26 rules to write by:

1) Effect – noun vs. Affect – verb

2) Counsel – advice or guidance vs. A Counsel – a lawyer or counselor vs. A Council – body of people assembled for a purpose (the members are Councillors)

3) Adverse – usually applies to situations & means hostile or antagonistic vs. Averse – used to describe a person’s attitude & means reluctant

4) Lightening – to illuminate or make less heavy vs. Lightning – bolts of electricity

5) Rack – to strain, as in rack your brain vs. Wrack – an old time form of wreck

6) Compliment – to praise vs. Complement – to complete or make perfect

7) Course – direction or route, to run through vs. Coarse – harsh, vulgar, rough, not delicate

8) Conscience – moral principles vs. Conscious – aware, alert, having active mental faculties

9) Vile – wretched vs. Vial – small container for holding liquid

10) Break – to smash or fracture, to rest or pause vs. Brake – to slow a vehicle, the mechanisms to slow a vehicle

11) Teeming – swarming with vs. Teaming – to join as a team

12) Creak – a squeak vs. Creek – a stream

13) Waist – narrow part of the torso vs. Waste – to wear away, to destroy, to use more than you need

14) Merry – happy vs. Marry – to join, as in man & wife

15) Bear – to hold or support, to bring forth or give birth, to move as in bear north, the ferocious beast or snugly teddy vs. Bare – naked

16) Peak – the top or summit vs. Peek – to peep or snoop vs. Pique – to excite, as in one’s interest

17) Lose – to misplace something or not win vs. Loose – not tight

18) Feet – the plural of foot vs. Feat – an accomplishment or a goal

Time for some annoying easy ones!

19) Your – possessive vs. You’re – you are

20) Their – possessive vs. They’re – they are vs. There – that place

21) Were – was vs. We’re – we are vs. Where – which place vs. Wear – to adorn, as in clothes

22) Its – possessive vs. It’s – it is

23) To – used to indicate a direction, the opposite of from vs. Two – a number vs. Too – in addition, to an excessive extent

24) Then – at that time, next in order of time vs. Than – used to compare two words

Time for two bonus cheats!

25) Always take the S off towards

26) Change alright to all right

What commonly confused words trick you? I’m sure I’ve missed a few, so if you think of more, post them below and make us all better writers.

I hope this cheat sheet helps you polish your work. And make sure you subscribe by email at the top of the Home page to receive future Write For Your Life posts in your inbox.

I Was Inspired By… LEGEND?

When people ask what inspires me, I never provide what I would consider an adequate answer. This brain that has spewed forth over half a million words for a series cannot come up with a reason for doing so. Instead, I stand there like an idiot incapable of stringing together enough words to make a sentence.

I don’t know why this happens, but I’m not going to beat myself up over it since the brain remains as mysterious to mankind as the female orgasm. So, when I contemplate the elusive answer to the confounding “inspiration” question, I usually come up with something rather generic. Am I proud of this? No, but even if my answers are generic, they’re true, so I use them to silence the crickets. Today, however, I had a breakthrough, and I didn’t even have to search for it. Realization slapped me across the face in a moment of unreflective boredom.

So, without further ado (Are you ready? Excited? On the edge of your seat?), I give you one of the Mystic series’ inspirations – Legend.

Yes, that Legend. The Ridley Scott magical fantasy of the 80s. I loved the movie as a child. It was up there with Labyrinth, The NeverEnding Story, The Worst Witch, Teen Witch, Mannequin, Weekend at Bernie’s, Police Academy, and that sweet little morsel called Dirty Dancing. Wow, my taste varies.

So, Legend. Please tell me you remember it. If not, here’s a little refresher. The Darkness devil dude wants to create eternal night with a little help from his minion goblins. To do this, he must kill the last two unicorns, because as long as the unicorns live, evil cannot harm the pure of heart. Oh, and to add icing on the corrupt cake, Darkness wants to marry the fairy princess. Got that? Okay. There’s Jack the forest boy played by a very young Tom Cruise sporting a dreadful uni-brow, and then there’s Lili the fairy princess played by the gorgeous Mia Sara, who you might remember from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (another fave). But I digress. Back to Legend. Along with his elven allies, Jack the forest boy must storm the evil lair, defeat Darkness, save the fairy princess (who happens to be his one true love), recover the unicorn horn stolen by Darkness, and reattach said horn on the male unicorn, so female unicorn can rejoice and make babies. Yay!!! Tom Cruise saves the world yet again.

Now that I’ve caught you up, let me tell you the purpose of this post. As I got sucked into an airing of Legend earlier, it hit me – the Mystic series, visually speaking, was unknowingly inspired by the visuals on Legend… minus that awful uni-brow. Some of the circa 1985 special effects make me giggle, but the scenery, costumes and overall ambiance are gorgeous. In nearly every scene there is something beautiful going on – dandelion fluff blowing in the wind; sparkling snow drifting around; bubbles or glitter flying between characters and sticking to their cheeks. A hazy glow follows the unicorns, and some of the landscapes look like something you’d see in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings, only filmed with less advanced cameras. It’s been years since I watched Legend, long before I wrote the Mystic series, but I could clearly see Layla and Quin in those settings, which made me realize – this is one of my inspirations.

I never would have been able to tell you that before. I could have searched for hours and not come up with the movie Legend, but it clearly had lasting influence on my imagination and interpretation of beauty. And now that I know this, I can pinpoint other movies as well. Like the dream sequence in Labyrinth. Sarah is in a sparkly white ballgown and there are bubbles floating everywhere and music playing and the edges of the scene are hazy. Quin’s no David Bowie with his rocking hair and inescapable bulge, but that scene possesses the fairy tale beauty I’ve built the Mystic world out of.

When I decided to write this post, I went looking for a screen shot of Legend and nearly flipped when I found this video. Not only does it have some of the scenes I want to show you, it is set to Loreena McKinnett’s The Mummer’s Dance, which is on the station I listen to when I need inspiration for the Mystic series! Can you believe that? In that moment, I knew this post was meant to be, so sit back, press play, and lose yourself in a world of beauty, if only for a few minutes.

I love hearing from you, so talk to me! Is Legend a movie you recall fondly? Or do you think it’s laughable and Tom’s uni-brow ruins the whole thing? What other movies from my silly list do you love/hate?